Our Team

  • ADAM STOUT- OWNER

    Also the proud owner of a mini-van.

    Once went skiing and golfing at the same time. When he suggested to the Olympic committee to incorporate a new sport, which he referred to as “Skolf,” they gently encouraged that he “dial it down a couple notches.”

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  • JOE REPASKY- GENERAL MANAGER

    Fell on the ice immediately after this video was taken.

    Also went skolfing once; now has a permanent scar from a par 3 on Mt Hood.

    Avid enjoyer of sharp white cheeses.


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  • Heather Bryant- Reluctant HR/Bookkeeper

    Lives in a basement.
    No, really.

    EDIT: No longer lives in a basement, but still acts like someone who would.

    Joe and Heather have trauma-bonded over being management and HR of Saffron Supply.

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  • CARSON HUNT- Plumbing Sales

    Carson has been forklift certified since he was four years old, can do a backflip in roller skates, is currently tied for "most holes put into structures" at Saffron, and can lift up the rear end of a PT Cruiser without doing warm up stretches.

  • MIKE RUSHING- Partially Retired Plumbing expert

    Mike has been in the plumbing industry for 30+ years.
    Has since grown a mustache.

    Partially retired January of 2025. Mike fully retiring is one of the seven seals that, once broken, brings about Ragnarok.

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  • King Thomas Calandra IV - Plumbing Sales

    Thomas, born and raised as a nobleman in the Northshire Providence in Tualatin of Oregon, heralds from a royal lineage that once boasted their claim to the Water Heater Throne. Betrayed and downcast from the Vassal State of Salem, King Calandra the 4th seeks to reclaim the crown; and with it, the heads of the betrayers.

  • STEVEN "Crash" KIBBEY- LOGISTICS

    On his first week, totaled a company van. Loves spicy food. Please offer him nothing but hot peppers, sauces, and otherwise spicy things.

    Edit: HR has informed me this is a violation. Please do not give Steven peppers. The spiciest pepper he can handle is the one that went to medical school.

  • Dallas "Mad Dog" Coocne - Logistics

    Was a forming member of the Beatles until Paul feared his musical genius overtaking the creativity of the band. James Hetfield cited Dallas as a reference on his resume. Once popped out of a cake for Eddie Van Halen's birthday. Also once took a diet pill nasally on a dare.

    All around, just a stellar guy.

  • Johnathan "Walter" Davis - Logistics

    Avid frolfer. Has metal pins in leg from the first and last time he attempted skateboarding. Went to high school with Joe. There are pictures. No, you don't get to see them. The hair was a different time, man.

    Also, on his first day, Steven said "you look like a Walter." So now we call him Walter.